Rhett and Link, Steve Kardynal - The Flightless Bird Song

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Here we see the bearded Cardinal
In his native habitat
Welcome to the Walmart parking lot
Coolin' off beneath the shade
Of a '92 Cadillac
Could life get any better?
But there’s a sad truth
Like a flower that won’t blossom
He’ll never do the one thing
That makes being a bird awesome
Unlike his bird brethren
Traversing the sky
The bearded Cardinal
Will never fly
Excuse me
I’m sorry, I couldn’t help but overhear
Did you say I can’t fly?
Yeah.
You’re the bearded Cardinal, a flightless bird
Y’know what?
I’m cool with that
In fact, I see it as a positive
I wanna sing about it
I got a big beak
Feathers on fleek
I keep cool in the heat by flapping my vestigial wings
I’m down to Earth
In fact I hate heights
Who needs working wings when you’re this fly?
I regurgitate meals
Into my kids' mouths
I never get sucked into a jet or hit the side of a house
Here comes a shopping cart
At a pretty high speed
If I was a bettin' bird I’d bet the cart’s about to hit me
Ohhhhhhhhh!
It did
Ohhhhhhhhh!
It hurts
Ohhhhhhhhh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
I’m dead